noas-arc:

thinkofthegunstheysell:

toocabaret:

links-scarf:

cocaine-and-insulin:

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

but imagine if there were dragons

you punks are all so daft

boy if you keep making these puns, we are gonna fall out

These puns are bound to cause some kind of panic at the disco

I hope there won’t be any blood on that dance floor…

(Source: dannydevitofan97, via goddess-of-mischief-from-221b)

theoreticallytrue:

When a stranger mentions my fandom in front of my friends and I

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perchu:

tropius:

perchu:

tropius:

holmes-less:

lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

i dont get it

the joke is motherlode is one of the shortest words in the english dictionary and shorter=less characters to type=faster

motherlode is not one of the shortest words in the dictionary. i checked.

check again

(via whitebalverines)

obsessedwithfrozen42:

How Frozen really ended
aka why I shouldn’t stay up late and should go to bed

obsessedwithfrozen42:

How Frozen really ended

aka why I shouldn’t stay up late and should go to bed

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jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

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th3w0lfcub:

axelizard:

The Most Beautiful Trees In The World

  1. Portland Japanese Garden, Portland, Oregon. Photo: Unknown
  2. Red maples trees path. Photo: Ildiko Neer
  3. Most beautiful wisteria tree in the world. Photo: Brian Young
  4. Yellow autumn in Central Park, New York. Photo: Christopher Schoenbohm
  5. Amazing Angel Oak Tree, Charlston, Photo by Mark Requidan.
  6. Cherry blossom tree path, Germany. Photo: Shoeven
  7. California in autumn. Photo: Mizzy Pacheco
  8. Jacaranda trees in bloom, South Africa. Photo: Falke
  9. Ponthus beech tree in Brocéliande forest, France. Photo: Christophe Kiciak
  10. Beautiful cherry blossom road. Photo: Unknown

Trees are amazing

Trees are so freaking beautiful

(Source: odditiesoflife, via destielockedoctorwho)

kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes

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