My history teacher just had a son and he said that he thinks evolution made babies cute so that we wouldn’t kill them because they’re so damn annoying.
UNCLE DO U KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
I CAN FINALLY FULFILL MY DESTINY AS A TRAGIC ANTIHERO
I WILL PROBABLY HATE THE AVATAR BLINDLY DUE TO SOME SAD PERSONAL BEEF FROM MY PAST UNTIL SOMETHING HAPPENS THAT MAKES ME REALIZE I WAS WRONG ALL ALONG GIVING ME A CHANGE OF HEART AFTER WHICH I WILL HAVE DRASTIC CHARACTER GROWTH AND AN ATTRACTIVE NEW HAIRDO TO MATCH
I WILL BE THE SEXUAL AWAKENING FOR PREADOLESCENT CHILDREN EVERYWHERE
FULL SPEED AHEAD
im too old for this shit